Saturday, May 6, 2017

Trans Species Man Discriminated Against.

A trans species man in Moose Jaw has been served an eviction notice over a no pets clause in his rental agreement. He came out as trans hamster and was told "we do not allow pets here" and was served an eviction notice later the same day. The rental relations board had no comment on the issue. The lard lord Sandra Mangleton only repeated "we do not allow pets". When we pushed the issue she said, "if he wants to be a hamster and go against Gods will, he can do it some other place".

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Trump Gives Disabled Vets A New Start

Trump has given disabled vets a new chance to serve America. They are being deployed on the US Mexico border with weaponized off road scooters to keep out illegal migrants... Shown below is a prototype for the Border Wall that will have smart guns able to tell the difference in skin color before opening fire.

Monday, January 16, 2017

Timmies Angle

So I was at the Tim Horton's in Moose Jaw out by Mac the Moose and this scrubby fellow came in and was asking people for coffee money. No one would give him any so I handed him $5 and he went up and got a cup of coffee. He sat there in peace and drank it. Then he came over to me and handed me the cup and said, "It's a winner and thanks for the coffee". Well I rolled up the rim and there it was, a $100 gift card. Well I asked a couple of people and if they knew who he was and they did not seem to know that I was talking about. He was in fact an Angle and came to reward me for my kindness. I thank the lord for this messenger of love. Now type Amen in the comments to show you love God as well.

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Cannabis Oil Brings Stuffed Cat To Life

A stuffed cat was given Cannabis Oil and came to life. Researchers are excited about the possibilities of creating new pets that do not have to eat threw the use of Cannabis Oil. The pet industry has been revolutionised in this amazing breakthrough.

Doctor Edward Loanstine said "Just think about it, pets you don't have to feed or clean up after. All the do is love you and look cute."

Puseen the Cat Stuffy seen in the photo above was not only able to move around the room, but was able to operate a smart phone and like posts on Instagram. Although she only liked posts with herself in them. Doctor Loanstine says "We have to fine tune it a little with the right blend of oil, but we think we can get this desire for their own image under control".

In a related story, a child who was given 48 hours to live by doctors was given Cannabis Oil and three hours later had no more sign of cancer.

Dave Nicholson for Dave's Fake News Reporting.